Ever wanted to spend some time dancing and people watching at the most interesting dance club in the area? Aren't spending enough time around folks dressed in fetish gear? Haven't gotten your minimum daily adult requirement of Goth?

This is the item for you!

You and a friend will accompany our resident 'denizen of the dark' (that is Greg McHale, just in case someone did not know) for a night out of cocktails, bar food and a bit of dancing on a mutually agreed upon Friday night.

The evening will start at Lucky's Lounge (www.luckyslounge.com for starter cocktails and their signature Pu Pu Platter - other food optional.

Then, around 10pm, we'll head over to the ManRay (www.manrayclub.com) in Cambridge for cocktails, dancing, sight seeing and general entertainment.

Important Notes:

1) This is for you and the friend of your choice.

2) Just bring your own special selves -- all charges are covered (drinks, food, cover charges, etc.).

3) You must (that's MUST, MUST, MUST) be dressed all (and we mean ALL) in black.

4) And, because this is for a terrific cause, the top two bidders (and their chosen friends) get to partake in this most excellent item.