Fenway Paak Experience

Item Number: 113
Time Left: CLOSED
Description
Be the personal guest of SLC son/father/husband/brother/alum diehard Sox fan and unrepentant tax and spend liberal Donald Miller at America's most beloved ballpark, Fenway Paak, home of the 2004 WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BOSTON RED SOX. Before The Game, meet other fans and be Donald's guest at his favorite pub on Kenmoah Squayah. Sip luscious English ale with your Shepherd's Pie or Fish and Chips, Then stroll to your totally awesome seats behind the Sox dugout.
Be regaled for at least nine innings with baseball gibberish, talk with strangers, learn to say things like, "Manny hit the ball wickid haad.", and enjoy the greatest game on Earth in the most beautiful park in the world (besides Wrigley). After the game, go home or spend the night in suburban paradise with Donald and his wife Lauren ('76).
Special Instructions
YANKEE FANS NEED NOT APPLY (or ...pay truly outrageous surcharge "fees" that will be donated to SLC plus promise to sit down and shut up for the entire game). Special accommodations can be made for vegetarians and Libertarians.
Game TBD between host and winning bidder.