Oh, the sad plight of the suburban man, relegated to a life of pain and drudgery. The only known cure: A potent tonic of cards, horses, and a big plate of meat. Fear not, my brothers. We've created the ultimate night of man-bauchery to get that zep back in your step. Journey with me now to Arlington Heights, home of Arlington Park Race Track. You and (5) members of your posse receive clubhouse admission and reserved clubhouse box seats to watch the ponies. From there, high-tail it to Northbrook for the ultimate showdown between man and animal at Ruth's Chris Steakhouse, where you'll receive $100 worth of man chow. Just when you think you can't take much more excitement, point the mini-van north (and a smidge west) to Deerfield's Rec. Room for bonding and fellowship with your fellow heathens at a poker party for 30. The Rec. Room is even kicking in $300 worth of store gift certificates for the night's winners. Don't worry, gents. You can mow the lawn tomorrow.