Of course, it's not really socially responsible to promote hitting the suds and getting all blato. Therefore, might I recommend you simply enjoy a nice Diet Coke during this night of hitting the area pubs? Add a lime if you're feeling crazy. The auction winner receives:

(8) free admission tickets and (8) free drinks to Kingston Mines.

$48 worth of food or drink at Norhtfield's own late-night speakeasy, Seul's Tavern & Grill.

$64 worth of certificates for free trolley rides, courtesy of Chicago Trolley Company, since all that bee, err, Diet Coke might leave you a tad woozy to drive anywhere.

(5) pounds of Starbuck's coffee to resurrect you the following morning, after your kids wake you up by jumping on your liver.