What's my idea of heaven? Well, it starts with sword-wielding knights and jousting competitions. Add plenty of meat and mead, served by a bonafide ale wench. Yeah, my kids can come, too. Wouldn't you know that Heaven is just a ride over to Schaumburg to see it all go down at Medieval Times? People, it's held in a castle!!! Anyway, auction winner (which will be ME, FYI) receives (8) tickets to the spectacle that also features includes plenty of grog and grub.