No, your eyes don't deceive you. Your once-in-a-lifetime opportunity is here. Winner receives the rare chance, nay, the special, life-altering occasion to dine with Brent Peterson. What more need be said? Needless to say, it would be crass to try to attach a "value" to this sort of thing. What is sunshine worth? Can you put a price on love or air or freedom? How about a Cubs World Series or that last Diet Coke, iced and ready in the fridge? Is there a dollar amount for such wonders? Winner will share the (platonic) company of Brent at the Northfield restaurant of his or her choice, at Brent's expense. Conversation topics will include, but not limited to, composting, solar/wind power, the Cubs, comic books, gardening, Brent, and things Brent likes to talk about. Naturally, Brent prefers female company, but I digress. Brent also favors Three Tarts, but I digress again.