Find yourself in the 500's during 4th period,
does the teacher want to "have a chat" after class,
need to drop homework off in the 100's meanwhile all
you can think about is your stomach is growling? 
Whatever makes you late for lunch is no longer a hassle. 
If you find yourself racing to the cafeteria just in time to find the
line is already out the door this is the item for you.
 Flash it and you'll have the entree of your choice instantly in your hands. 
Chill with your friends, go back for seconds; lunch time is now a dream. 
Bid now on the answer to all your problems, the SHS Fast Pass Cafeteria Card.
The service this handy card provides.....priceless!