Guys, always wanted to try cosmetic products but never dared to enter the cosmetic department in the store? Want to eradicate the longterm effects of years of far too much work, too little sleep, and a great deal of schlepping round the Upper West Side on the weekend with mewling infant in Baby Bjorn and toddler in stroller? Then it's time to excavate your inner metrosexual with this fabulous restorative package.

Lancome and Ralph Lauren have teamed up to offer you their most powerful, revitalizing, and sexy assortment of skincare treatments and colognes:
- RL Eau de Toilette Polo Black
- RL Eau de Toilette Romance Silver
- A complete treatment range from Lancome For Men: Revitalizing treatment, after-shave, anti-fatigue eye treatment
- Anti-blemish care from Biotherm Homme

It might work wonders.