So, how are the children?  Are you too frazzled to answer that question?  Come relax and rejuvenate at a spa party.  You will enjoy mini-manicures, waxing and massage spa service.  Food and wine will be served.  You will even receive a gift bag to take home with you.  When you get home, perhaps the children will be playing Frisbee with your fine china, while the babysitter talks on the phone to her long-distance boyfriend, but you won't lose your cool.  Instead, you'll calmly "help them make better choices" because, after all, you made a great choice by signing up for this Great Gathering.