No, your eyes do not deceive you. This auciton WINNER will receive the rare opportunity, nay, the special, life-altering occasion to dine with Brent Peterson. What more need be said, for words simply fail here. You gonna eat that?

 
Naturally, it would be crass to try to put a "value" on this. Can you put a price on the smile of a child, on love, or that last Diet Coke? Winner will share the (platonic) company of Brent at the restaurant of their choice, at Brent's expense. Conversation topics to include: Brent, composting, solar/wind power, the Cubs, comic books, and things Brent likes to talk about. Prepare yourself for the greatest time of your entire life.