This auction has one purpose and one purpose only: to make your child the greatest star the world has ever known. Here's our three-part plan to transform your kiddo into the next Hannah Montana! Or is that Miley Cyrus? I'm sooooo confused. Step 1: Enroll him/her in a semester of the Stagecoach Theatre Arts (Highland Park), a 90-minute weekly class devoted to singing, dancing, and acting. Step two: Watch the pros @ the Merle Reskin Kids Theatre (Lincoln Square) with a pair of tickets to any 2008 performance. Step Three: Let your child recover from your heavy-handed push into show business by wishing upon their very own star, compliments of the International Star Registry.