The demand for the Wii game system has taken on sickening proportions. Nations have erupted in civil war; reports swirl of fathers selling their sons to get one. Can't we all just get along? [Psst, we got one. Yeah, it's a beauty. But it's gonna cost ya]. 

 Oh, did we mention that it comes with a game? It's called "Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock," the hottest game on the planet right now. Expect some long nights jammin' and carpal tunnel – but also a taste of life as a rock star. You're welcome.