Your Dog actually--because you have two $40 dollar gift certificates at Dayle's Dog Grooming, 2280 State Rt 48, Fulton, NY where Connie Evans will work her magic and your dog will be clean and beautiful.  (Of course, if he or she is anything like my dog it won't last because there will be something putrefying in the lawn when you bring your best friend home, but it's a terrific treat for you and your dog until then!  And that's why we love our groomers!  And our dogs!!!)