At Netroots Nation (which we loved being a sponsor of every year since its inception) we'd wear our fancy Advomatic auto mechanic work shirts everywhere we went. Panels, Parties, Speeches, you name it, we wore our Advoshirts to it. (They smell after a while if you don't wash them.) Everyone would ask us, "Hey, where can I get a shirt like that," and we'd respond, "You have to come work for us if you really want it," and everyone would respond, "but I don't want to work for you" and we'd respond, "well then, no shirt for you."

But now, for a limited time, we have a custom Advoshirt for you, and you don't even have to work for us. All you have to do is give Netroots Nation an obscene amount of money after a unhealthy bidding war with your fellow Kossacks.

You'll get a custom embroidered Advopatch, handstiched on the back by angry near sighted Advomatic developers, the name of your choice embroidered on the front, in fancy cursive gold letters.