Everyone has known one at some point in their lives: the slightly unkempt, ofentimes elderly, and always crazy lady in the neighborhood who has a million cats roaming around her home. Her house smells like kitty crap and attracts swarms of flies. This kit celebrates the odd phenomenon with a 32-page book (revealing what separates the mere cat lovers from the Crazy Cat Ladies of the world. Find out how dangerously close you or a loved one is to becoming known as one!), a magnetic Crazy Cat Lady, and 12 metal cats to affix to their ever-devoted owner in a variety of hilarious configurations. These kits are small and can fit in the palm of your hand!