Do you really want to know how dirty your carpets are? Do you? Let the friendly and dedicated crew from Ronny Reliables of Ardsley come by your house and perform a professional carpet cleaning on two rooms. The good news: after they leave, you'll have fresh and luxurious carpets on which to sprawl out. The bad news: after they leave, you'll realize how dirty your carpets really were!

SOLICITOR: Penny Apter