ARE YOU A GOOD WITCH OR A BAD WITCH?

How about both? Some kids spend their spare time playing kickball, climbing trees or watching television. WCT congregant Jill Garland spent way too many hours sitting with a record player (remember those?) perfecting the dialogue from a three minute snippet of the film THE WIZARD OF OZ. Her "radio play" begins when Dorothy's house crashes into Munchkinland and ends when the first red shoe hits the Yellow Brick Road. Using only her voice, Garland impersonates Dorothy, the Wicked Witch, the Good Witch Glinda, various Munchkins (not the donuts) and even Toto the dog.

Her last public performance of this "stupid pet trick" was at the WCT Open Mic night in 2008. Those who attended described the appearance as "incredible," "uncanny," "spot-on," "scary," "ridiculous." At least one audience member was overheard whispering "doesn't this woman have anything better to do with her time?" The next day when a congregant who had missed the show said "I'd pay to see you do that again," Ms. Garland knew that an encore performance was inevitable.

What are three hilarious minutes worth to you and your next gathering of friends? Let the bidding begin!

SOLICITOR: Steve Zizmor!!