Her Highness, Queen Elizabeth, requires your attendance as the Royal Family, Members of Parliament, distinguished gentle folk of British High Society, and other well-behaved ‘A-Listers' celebrate the tradition of Wimbledon. Join us as we exalt in the opulent comfort of the Royal Box and scrumptious resentment of those left off this season's guest rota (or doing their auction shopping a bit late).

Strawberries and cream, biscuits, aged stilton, caviar, salmon, and other fine delicacies will be on the menu, along with - of course - a selection of superior wines and ‘bubbly.'

Be not concerned if your summer social calendar finds conflict with the official schedule of play (June 22 - July 5) for Wimbledon ‘09!! Through privilege of rank - and the aid of technology - we will make accommodations to suit our guests' availability! Indeed, legendary matches of years past are already queued up! A mid-summer weekend evening (TBD) will be your sacrifice.

Required attire: tennis garb of an earlier era.

Added bonus: A real-live former professional tennis player (highest ranking unknown) will be in attendance for the event!