NFCNS - V-I-P Nursery School Enrollment

Item Number: 398
Time Left: CLOSED
Value: Priceless
Online Close: Mar 2, 2009 10:15 PM CST
Bid History: 0 bids
Description
V-I-P Nursery School Enrollment!
It's the most magical day of the year - Enrollment Day! You'll get VIP (rock star status) enrollment for the next Northfield
Community Nursery School.
Behold, the (not-so-VIP) itinerary:
6:45a.m. - Doors Open. Chaos ensues!!!
Sign in with Melissa Yeoman (board president) at the front table. She
will assign you an enrollment number and give you a pony!*Fill out your registration forms in the large classroom, while you wait
for your number to be called.Please enjoy a complimentary massage,manicure, and chocolates flown in from France!**
Please note: You must be
present when your number is called or your spot will be passed to the next
person waiting.7:30 a.m. - Enrollment numbers will be called.
Order given on a first-come, first-served basis. Please proceed to the
enrollment desk, where you will be given two copies of the contracts for
the class(es) you want.Moonwalk to your appointed classroom(s), where you will turn in your
completed registration form, two copies of the contract(s), and your
tuition deposit. High-five everyone you see.You will receive a signed copy of the contract, returned to you, which
will confirm your spot in the class(es). Yeah, you're in (hopefully).Don't forget to have a separate check for each child/class.
*Sadly, the ponies all ran away.
**There will be no such fancy things. However, maybe a half-eaten donut?
Special Instructions
Fast forward and S-K-I-P all that! With your VIP status you simply call Christy Shellenbarger, enrollment czar and she'll put you on the fast-track to enrollment.
NO 6AM Wakeup. NO Lines. NO Stress. NO Waiting List.