Adult 2XL

Shirts are printed with state-of-the-art direct-to-garrment printers so the printed image cannot flake, peel or crack like a transfer can.
The printed image is large (about 12" x12" ) and photo quality.
Shirts are high quality heavyweight 100% cotton shirts.

Printing reads:

PROFESSIONAL HUMAN TRAINER

Will train any human to perform the following basic obedience commands:

1) Fetch me a treat

2) Rub my belly

3) Pick up my poop

4) Wipe my feet

5) Speak baby talk

6) Throw the ball

7) Don't hog the bed

8) Give me a kiss

9) Buy me a toy

10) Fetch me a treat (this one's good!)