"Bacon Sandwiches & Salvation: A Humorous Antidote for the Pharisee in All of Us"

An A to Z, laugh-out-loud guide to taking ourselves, as Christians, less seriously. 

Halfway through the service our minister asked the congregation a question.  "For you," he asked, "what is the most important thing in the world?"  Liz and I answered more or less simultaneously.  My reply was very proper and holy for a change.  "Salvation!", I cried piously.  "Bacon sandwiches!" suggested Liz, with all the passion and wisdom you would expect from a retired magistrate and area schools advisor for religious education.  Yes, I though to myself.  Of course.  Bacon sandwiches and salvation.  That just about sums it up.  A God who can create the indescribable tastiness of a bacon sandwich must be planning something pretty incredible in the salvation line.