Does your young teenager want to go to his/her VERY first LOUD rock concert starring "Bone Church" or "Lady GAGA" and you know YOU don't want to attend?  Well, how about hiring former UUCA President, RE Teacher, and battle-tested by teenagers at UUCA lock-ins and retreats escort, David Yamashita?  

Mr. David Yamashita will pick up your excited teenager and two of their best friends at your home, take them to a fine dining establishment such as Johnny Rockets (or similar restaurant), allow them up to $20 each or $60 dollars combined for t-shirts, and bring them home after the show.  He will also supply one set of ear plugs.  

Mr. David just asks you buy his ticket.  

He will also teach them the "Ins and Outs" of being at a concert using his experiences at attending literally hundreds of concerts, including "How to survive the shoe throwing that occurred at the B-52s stage before the Who concert." ("Ahh, I think it would be a good idea to back up now, what do you think?")...

Doesn't this seem great?