Just in case you happen to be threatened by a bad guy...

Remember Crocodile Dundee's response when some fool tried to impress him with a switch blade? He said something like "You call that a knife?" Then he pulled out his own little blade (hah!) and said, "Now this is a knife!" Let's be honest, though. Mr. Dundee couldn't hold a candle to this little intimidator because THIS IS A KNIFE ON STERIODS! (sword, actually) and a pretty impressive way to scare the pants off someone, including yours truly. Isn't that what martial arts were about originally? 

And since you do not have to remove your belt to instantly remove a 33" long x 1.5" wide sword, your own pants will not fall off . The sword is totally concealed inside the belt around your waist. If you and your menacing opponent can move from total intimidation to laughter and deep breathing, the BeltSword has done its job. It definitely will help you swagger around, too. Guaranteed to impress even the hairiest galoots and bullies as well as your neighbors and corporate colleagues.